Two Elderly Women Were Having A Late Lunch

One afternoon, two senior citizens were enjoying a late lunch and a drink at a nearby pub when Mable’s ear caught Ethel’s attention.

Did you realize you have a suppository in your left ear, Mable?

Mable responded,

“I have? A suppository? She took it out and examined it.

She then added,

I’m delighted you saw this, Ethel. I believe I now understand where my hearing aid is.

A domestic worker dates someone during the day.

While her husband is at work, a housewife has a daytime lover.

oblivious to the 9-year-old son’s cover in the closet. She concealed her lover in the closet when her husband unexpectedly returned home.

Now the boy is not alone.

Boy: “This place is dark.”

Person: “Yes, it is.”

Youngster: “I have a baseball.”

He said, “That’s nice.”

Youngster: “Want to buy it?”

Male: “No, thanks.”

My dad is outside, says the boy.

“OK, how much?” asked the man.

Boy: “£250.”
The boy and the mom’s lover are once more found in the closet together in the coming weeks.

Boy: “This place is dark.”

Person: “Yes, it is.”

The boy said, “I have a baseball glove.”

He said, “That’s nice.”

Youngster: “Want to buy it?”

Male: “No, thanks.”

Child: “I’ll tell.”

Person: “How much?”

Boy: “£750.”

Person: “Fine.”

A few days later, the boy’s father addresses him,

“Pull out your glove. Let’s throw the baseball outside.

I can’t, the boy says. I did sell them.

“How much did you sell them for?” the father queries.

A son answers, “£1,000.”

“That’s terrible to overcharge your friends in that way,” the father remarks. That costs a lot more than those two items combined. I’ll bring you to church and force you to confess.

When they get at church, the father notifies the priest, forces the young boy to sit in the confessional, and then shuts the door.

The boy remarks, “Dark in here.”

Don’t start such nonsense again, the priest exclaims.